508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
