she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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