I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Randomize
