this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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