You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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