We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
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