My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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