I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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