Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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