oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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