Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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