do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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