Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Oh god it's open bar.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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