dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
Randomize
