in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I want to make a zoo with you.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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