Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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