fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
i think my cat just said my name.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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