that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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