so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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