that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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