He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Semen is not good for contacts.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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