I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I'm at about main and main street
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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