beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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