we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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