we're blogging at a bar
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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