when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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