what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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