My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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