Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
high people should be assigned attendants
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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