We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Randomize
