I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
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