This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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