it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
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