we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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