if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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