Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Randomize
