how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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