yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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