I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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