Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
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