is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize
