A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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