what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
