David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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