I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Randomize
