It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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