I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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