69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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