They should really pass out barf bags in church
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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