We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
We smell like vodka and hangover
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