'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Are my feet made of real feet?
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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