So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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