y did u give ur computer a hand job?
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MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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